Carl Everett don’t know nothing ’bout no innernet. Carl Everett just knows that when Jesus comes, he’ll kill all the gaywads.
TRU.
Following former NBA player John Amechi’s surprise outing of himself, I have decided on making a list of people who would be funnier as a gay in the baseballs.
THE LIST (includes the future, which I have seen):
Gary Matthews Jr.
Ken Griffey IV
Ray Liotta V
Pokey Reese
Goose Gossage
A-Rod (too easy, I know)
Chipper Jones (imagine the press conference!)
Tim Hardaway’s […]
Dear Fuckers,
Letting less people watch baseball is the stupid. Please remit.
Sincerely,
Smash J. Bird
Do NOT fuck around with Jerry Hairston.
“There’s only one man you gotta please, and it’s the one upstairs. People even hated God and Jesus. That’ll tell you what all the critics do.”
“A guy hitting 50-60 homers … that’s great, but that still leaves him with 500-some at-bats when he isn’t hitting them. So the home run is great, but just the chances of it happening aren’t that great.”