Since the World is Ending Anyway…
Published March 26th, 2007 in celebrities, gaywads by jerffFollowing former NBA player John Amechi’s surprise outing of himself, I have decided on making a list of people who would be funnier as a gay in the baseballs.
THE LIST (includes the future, which I have seen):
Gary Matthews Jr.
Ken Griffey IV
Ray Liotta V
Pokey Reese
Goose Gossage
A-Rod (too easy, I know)
Chipper Jones (imagine the press conference!)
Tim Hardaway’s Grandson
Jake Peavy
Doug Mirabelli
Albert Pujols (PUJOLS NO LIKE ON BOTTOM!)
Jenny Finch (YOWZA)
Robin Yount
Gil Meche
Prince Fielder
George Steinbrenner
Brian Cashman
Brian Cashman Jr.
Randy Johnson (think of the press conference!)
Curt Schilling
Ty Cobb
Tony Mullane
Bill James
HILARIOUS.
Juan Pierre must be gay because he got caught stealing…MY HEART!
TRU. Forgot to put him on the list.
Also missing are:
Karl Malone III
Carl Everett
Dinosaurs
Greeks