Carl Everett’s line for Opening Day:o H in 0 AB. 0 assists. 0 TB. 3 Hot Dogs Eaten, 1 Queer Couple stared at with “the evil eye.”

Carl Everett don’t know nothing ’bout no innernet. Carl Everett just knows that when Jesus comes, he’ll kill all the gaywads.
TRU.

Congratulations to Bud Selig on the most horrible idea of all time.

Travis Hafner hit a grand slam today. It was his fifth so far this year. Only 3 other players in the history of major league baseball have hit 5 grand slams in a season. We aren’t even at the All-Star break yet. This is amazing.
What’s even more amazing (and retarded) is […]