…and yet, Carl Everett remains in the minors. Sweet living Christ in a motorized cart, can we get this dude a job? Carl, get some steroids.
It’s because he’s black, right?

Carl Everett’s line for Opening Day:o H in 0 AB. 0 assists. 0 TB. 3 Hot Dogs Eaten, 1 Queer Couple stared at with “the evil eye.”

Carl Everett don’t know nothing ’bout no innernet. Carl Everett just knows that when Jesus comes, he’ll kill all the gaywads.
TRU.