http://bloggylasorda.com Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:08:40 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I decided to do a Spring Training Blog on here. I took extensive notes for three whole weeks-- fifty-thousand words or so. HERE GOES! Day One: So baseball is back. There's that. I did a couple of fantasy baseball drafts and I realized something: Pitchers suck now. I ... http://bloggylasorda.com/2008/03/16/yeah-and-ok/ Jackie Robinson. http://bloggylasorda.com/2007/08/22/jackie-robinson/ ...and yet, Carl Everett remains in the minors. Sweet living Christ in a motorized cart, can we get this dude a job? Carl, get some steroids. It's because he's black, right? http://bloggylasorda.com/2007/07/31/another-trade-deadline-comes-and-goes/ Hows about I serve you up a steaming pile of awesome? I'll be at the Yanks-Sox game tomorrow in Yankee Stadium. WHO WANTS SOME?! I'm calling it: 5-4 Sox. YEAH BABY. http://bloggylasorda.com/2007/04/28/anybody-hungry/ Listening to the party mix function on my itunes while watching the Orioles beat the Yanks: Page France: "Feather" Mortar and Pestle: "Infatuation" Jets To Brazil: "You're Having the Time of My Life" Iron and Wine "Peng! 33" Black Rob: "Like Whoa" Screeching Weasel: "I Wanna Be with You Tonight" One of these things is not like ... http://bloggylasorda.com/2007/04/07/mix/ Carl Everett's line for Opening Day:o H in 0 AB. 0 assists. 0 TB. 3 Hot Dogs Eaten, 1 Queer Couple stared at with "the evil eye." http://bloggylasorda.com/2007/04/03/carl-everett-all-star-team-2-2/ Gary Matthews, Jr. just made an amazing catch, and it really shows how important (and underrated) defense is in modern baseball. That said, I've compiled a list based on extensive research of the most respected fielders of all-time, and I think you'd be surprised to see how high up ... http://bloggylasorda.com/2007/04/02/gary-matthews-jr-top-outfielder/ Johnny Damon: "They just handed me a bat and said 'play.'" http://bloggylasorda.com/2007/04/01/johnny-damon-fans-part-1/ Carl Everett don't know nothing 'bout no innernet. Carl Everett just knows that when Jesus comes, he'll kill all the gaywads. TRU. http://bloggylasorda.com/2007/03/28/carl-everett-all-star-team/ Following former NBA player John Amechi's surprise outing of himself, I have decided on making a list of people who would be funnier as a gay in the baseballs. THE LIST (includes the future, which I have seen): Gary Matthews Jr. Ken Griffey IV Ray Liotta V Pokey Reese Goose Gossage A-Rod (too easy, I know) Chipper Jones ... http://bloggylasorda.com/2007/03/26/since-the-world-is-ending-anyway/